8. HELLO, FINANCIAL HAVOC.

So, tariffs.

Because immigration chaos, NIH & CDC chaos, IRS chaos, Social Security chaos, NOAA chaos, and even National Endowment for the Arts chaos wasn’t enough.

Because no one was taking Presidenti Babypoop’s war plans seriously, he’s fallen back on the warfare he knows best: financial warfare.

NOT THAT HE’S ANY GOOD AT THAT EITHER. I mean, really. This is a dude who’s bankrupted a casino, a feat known for being historically difficult.