OHAI
It me again.
There's lots of life processing in my head, but not much turning itself into wordable form. Until that clog loosens, I'm gonna keep on keeping on.
It's my birthday month, and that means I can write what I want to.
And what I want to post are smaller, mundane chunks of words, randomly tossed into the blog instead of letting them be ground fine between the stones of Facebook or Twitter. Maybe if I do this more often I'll be able to drag the hot heavy ideas off the back burner where they've been simmering and turn them into a singular stew.
And maybe I've been watching too many Stephen Colbert "Quarantinewhile" segments. ANYway. For this first short segment: consumer product observations!
I'm not the kind of person who gushes and gets giddy over housekeeping, but I've come across two cleaning products in the last little while that just impress the bajeebers out of me.
First, Dawn dish spray. I grabbed it because it smelled good, the bottle was COBALT BLUE, and also I'm all about washing dishes under running water instead of putting my hands into a full sink of dirty soak water.
Review: It's shockingly good. Takes off gunk FAST & rinses clean. You won't catch me replacing all my regular sink-washing dish soap with it any time soon, but for dishes that basically need a quick scrub it's downright phenomenal.
Second, Oxi-clean powder. (not to be confused with Iocaine powder.) I'd been eying this stuff for years, but couldn't get past my revulsion for the infomercial pitches. On my last Target run, I found little tubs of it all over the laundry section, as if they were staging a takeover and pushing out all other products. (reality check says: the store rearranged inventory to fill all the shelves where disinfectant wipes used to live.)
ANYway. So I caved and grabbed a little tub. Turns out despite all the awful hype and snake-oil sleaze talk about secret chemical processes, it's actually a super-effective detergent booster and cleaning agent. The commercials were just so busy trumpeting its marketing malarkey that they forgot to call it by the name most of us Olds would recognize.
It's washing soda. FFS. No wonder I haven't been able to find washing soda in forever. And being what it is, it does exactly what the commercials promise. Washing soda is a dirt-busting, grease-lifting weapon that's been in the laundry arsenal so long my great-grandmother would know it. Now it's all dressed up in new fancy-ass clothes, that's all.
Better living through chemistry, oh, yeah.
So...I think that's that for now. Until later, friends!